Uncommon Descriptions of Common Objects

Uncommon Descriptions of Common Objects

7 chapters / 2152 words

Approximately 11 minutes to read


READ: My lone attempt at comedy. If you have any suggestions for things you would like me to describe, leave a message on my wall and I'll see what I can do with them. :)



over 5 years ago Raven Dance said:

This is just awesome :D

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almost 6 years ago Salome' Byrd said:

This is awesome! I love the humorous twist on this stuff. Mount Laundry was probably my favorite. You describe these things so well and make them seem so fun! ^_^


almost 6 years ago Sneha P said:

I like the way you personified the objects, and I think the few are better than the first ones. The one with the cat is my favorite. :D "The next day the humans brought in a new. " You forgot to complete that sentence. Keep writing! :)


almost 6 years ago Alas Mya Nishels said:

You have to add more to this! It's hilarious!



almost 4 years ago Mia H. said:

This was absolutely amazing. I wish I could be that descriptive in my writing. You're very good at writing and I beg you to continue. I especially liked the one about the laundry pile. That was so funny. I loved it!


almost 6 years ago Thyme said:

This was so good! I love how you made everything so creative. I could only read the top of each section, but what I read was amazing! You were good at writing descriptions in a short amount.