My Writings

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  Condomania

  A man awakes in the future. 4 years in the future. He has a little adventure, Douglas Adams style. My who am I contest entry.

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  Girl in Green - Table 14

  An unconventional love story begins with a hand written note on the back of several receipts and delivered by a waitress to the Girl i…

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  Wassup Bitches

  A story about the return of God. But not the God that everyone is expecting. It's light hearted, pretty stupid and has nothing to do w…

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  Letter To Director of Human Centipede

  A letter from a very enthusiastic fan to the director of the movie The Human Centipede.

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  Mystic Marilyn

  World renowned psychic astrologer Mystic Marilyn shares your horoscopes for this month. Oh dear, looks like its going to be bad news a…

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  If it makes you happy its probably bad

  An angry letter to Sheryl Crow pointing out that what makes you happy is in the long-term very likely to kill you.

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