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About Me: Michael Ian Black is a writer, comedian, and actor who has created and starred in many television series including "Michael and Michael Have Issues," "Stella," and "The State." He also starred in the NBC television show "Ed" and on Vh1’s "I Love The. . ." series. He wrote the screenplay for the film "Run, Fatboy, Run" and wrote and directed the film "Wedding Daze." Michael regularly tours the country as a stand-up comedian, and is the bestselling author of the book "My Custom Van (And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face)" and the children’s books "Chicken Cheeks," "The Purple Kangaroo," "A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea," and the forthcoming "I’m Bored." Michael lives in Connecticut with his wife and two children.

Published Books

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    You're Not Doing it Right

    As a husband and father living in the suburbs, Michael asks the question so many of us ask ourselves at one point or another: How did I end up here? (And also: If Fat Kevin Federline succumbs to his own wasted potential, what does that mean for the rest of us?) The answers to these questions, and others that you probably would have never thought to ask, are painstakingly detailed in You’re Not Doing It Right, Michael Ian Black’s debut memoir.

    Darkly humorous and told with raw honesty, Michael takes on his childhood, his marriage, his children, and his career with unexpected candor and deadpan wit in this funny-because-it’s-true essay collection. He shares the neuroses that have plagued him since childhood and how they shaped him into the man he is today. Stories include: How his lesbian feminist mother raised him to be a tough but sensitive New Seventies Man like Alan Alda; how his camp girlfriend dumped him for a guy nicknamed Taco; how he backed into marrying his wife by breaking up with her first; how he is completely undone by hearing a Creed song on the radio on the eve of becoming a father; and how he learned to use Santa Claus as a “Bad Cop” threat to control his kids year round.

  • Pigparade

    A Pig Parade is a Terrible Idea

    Could anything possibly be more fun than a pig parade!? You wouldn't think so. But you'd be wrong. A pig parade is a terrible idea. Pigs hate to march, refuse to wear the uniforms, don't care about floats, and insist on playing country music ballads. Those are just some of the reasons. And trust me, this hysterical book has plenty more!

  • Purple

    The Purple Kangaroo

    The monkey narrator in this humorous picture book gaurantees that he can READ YOUR MIND. What begins as a simple request to imagine the most spectacular thing in history turns into the story of a roller-skating, bubble-blowing purple kangaroo searching for his dear friend Ernesto on the moon. So by the time you finish this book, there's no chance you will be thinking of anything BUT the purple kangaroo.

  • Chicken cheeks

    Chicken Cheeks

    Some bears will go to any length to get some honey. This one recruits every animal that comes along to form, well, a stack. The result? Tail of the duck to the gluteus maximus of the duck-billed platypus (with many other rears in between). Readers will giggle with delight at the bird's eye view of some hysterical animal bottoms. Follow this back-sided journey up the tree - where the real surprise awaits.

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