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Jorden Leonard

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About Me: I was born in California. I grew up in Hawaii. I went to junior high near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I went to high-school in southern Oregon, college in Salem Oregon, and am now living with my wife and five year old son in Portland. .. I lived in a redwood house on a volcanic island, and played on a beach of my birth stone. My mother was a belly dancer. I can Cossack dance. I taught myself after I came back from Russia. .. I've studied Hawaiian, Latin, French, Russian, Chinese, and Japanese in the classroom, in that order. Now I can't manage much in any of them. .. I drowned in the Hilo Bay after being repeatedly thrown in by drunk relatives when I was my son's age. I still remember the moment when I gave up and breathed in the tea colored water. My lungs surrendered, but my heart never stopped. I forgave the foolish swimming lesson the moment a fear sobered relative resuscitated me. .. I facilitated a consensus meeting in the middle of a downtown Portland street for several hours with several hundred people. We decided on one thing, to stay in the street indefinitely. Then, almost everyone left and the next morning the police opened it for traffic. .. A police man broke my arm and I said, "Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass with one arm." .. I organized a rave in my loft when my roommate was out of town. He almost didn't find out. My wife was my student in Japan. .. She said, "I love you." Too late we realized she confused "love" and "like". I was considered both the best and worst English teacher. .. I was almost an Eagle Scout, but I got burnt out. .. I never played D&D until college. .. I play Eve Online and exclusively PVP. .. I buy too many transformer toys and pretend it's only because I love my son. .. I got cauliflower ear from wrestling in high-school and broke a finger doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in college. I broke my hand on my friend's head after he asked me to punch him. We kept sparring. .. I burned my face while fire dancing. I am a fire dragon.

Figment Writings

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    Ranger of Path

    Logs of griffin shit fall from the sky and vampires hide under beds. Holy war has come again to the realms, and all must beware the hy…

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    (Old Version) Ranger Of Path

    Until a week ago Ishkur was a shell for a demigod in an adventuring band that shook empires. Now struggling to survive in a country ra…

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    Destiny's Hand

    Book One of Destiny's Exodus (first bit as sample) <br /> Naked with a body at his feet, Artim faces a living death punishment unles…

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    Advocate's Promise

    Book Two of Destiny's Exodus

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over 1 year ago Everest Neverlynn said:

Heyo! I'm Everest and I was wondering if you would so kindly swap with me and read the first chapter of Lilia Grace and the River of Stars. I'd be happy to read what you have to offer as long as it doesn't include: excessive swearing or rated R scenes. Also, if you could so kindly leave a comment/review and afterwards leave a note in my Guest Book about what you wish me to read, that would be great, thank you!

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over 1 year ago jaz said:

Hi sorry for the wait. I would still live to swap with you, but the more i try, the harder i understand ranger of path. Can i switch with any of your other works that doesn't have the hard to understand language?

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over 1 year ago Konri Gakusha said:

Completed my end of the swap.

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over 1 year ago Konri Gakusha said:

Hello, would you like to swap? If so, please review Hymn of the Wayward and give it a heart if you like it. In return, I will review whatever you want me to.

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