Patty Pimperstin

My Writings

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    Lila attempts to break things off with her not-so-normal boyfriend, Shade. Key word: attempts.

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    The Springtime Sacrifice

    Misty's job is quite simple. She just has to bring the gigantic and terrifying monster under the cemetery a human sacrifice to eat eve…

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    For the Love of Pom Poms

    This is the tale of two redheads. One is infatuated with the other, and the other wants to use the one's face for target practice. May…

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    The Boy and the Fire

    Everyone wants Pip to stop playing with fire. Except for Pip. Pronunciation: Rheidre : ree-druh

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    Paige's Melody

    A collection of songs to accompany a baby story of mine. I'm in the process of helping it grow. This is not meant to be a legitimate s…

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  • Newbie


  • Inkslinger


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    Junior Editor

  • Cardiologist


  • Bookworm


  • Heartbreaker


  • Pied_piper

    Pied Piper

  • Jokester


  • Bibliophile


  • Stunner


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    Tear Jerker

My Reviews

King of the Purple-Blooded Dewberries

(over 4 years ago)

This is so, so good. Your writing was flawless. I saw not a single typo in this & it is easily one of the most enjoyable stories I hav... Read More »

Cross Section of a Winter Flower

(over 4 years ago)

Well geez, look who's brilliant... Seriously, this writing is beast writing. The really good kind of writing that makes other writers ... Read More »